Esther discovers that pimm's comes by the jugfull posted by Brianne
2:39 pm
The cambridge folk festival has finished and now i must walk blinking into the light of a world where music other than folk exists. my bank balance is a little smaller (and likely to get more so with the number of cds i wish to buy now), my skin is a little browner (and not just with henna), and my head is a little lighter from all the passive weed smoking. I had a great time and i know i will go back again but i think even if we had only been camping in the middle of nowhere with no music and no jewellry for esther to buy i think it would have been great just to have good friends around me again.
The journey back to surrey was not without its hiccups as we broke down on the M25 within sight of the dartford bridge. We found ourselves stranded on the side of the motorway at the hottest part of the day with a concert to get to in regents park. We started coming up with song lyrics inspired by the heartfelt sentiment that "hell was a hard shoulder somewhere in essex". i promisd i would post here a song, to the tune of Donald of Glencoe, about our time on the M25. So here is what i have so far:
As we went a-driving One hot summer's day Leaving Cambridge festival We went down the motorway.
The sun beat down upon us The tarmac did melt We had crossed into essex When a tremor was felt.
Looking to Norma Jean's dashboard A light there did flash And we searched for its meaning In the hope not to crash.
Dartford Bridge was before us We were almost home But disaster was waiting We would no longer roam.
And the steam and the water Around Norma did flow So to the hard shoulder For no more could she go.
Standing on the road side Admidst spiders and thorns We hoped the AA man Would come before morn.
Our skin started burning From the sun's harmful rays, We were on our way to London And we hadn't washed for days.
The yellow van drove up And we waved with glee He had come to our rescue From this hell we were free.
For hell is a hard shoulder Somewhere in Essex, so Take care of your cars and To hell never go. posted by Brianne
11:48 am